Name: Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows Shirt – Yellowstone Bison National Park Tee
Brand: Teezioo
Price: 26.1 USD
Availability: InStock

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Retail-style fit
Features a tear-away label
Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Relaxed, loose fit
Includes a sewn-in label
True-to-size fit

HOODIES

Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Classic fit design
Tear-away label for added comfort
Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
Tumble dry low
Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING
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RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD

$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD

$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping

Keep Your Distance. Admire the Fluffy Cows.

It is the absolute number-one rule of exploring the great outdoors: respect the wildlife, and do not try to cuddle the bison! The Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows National Park Shirt brings a heavy dose of sarcastic humor to traditional outdoor gear, making fun of classic tourist mistakes. Featuring a bold, retro-inspired Yellowstone park emblem, this tee is a must-have statement piece for hikers, campers, road-trippers, and anyone who loves a clever joke.

Crafted from heavy-weight, premium cotton, this graphic tee offers an exceptionally soft, broken-in feel right from the first wear. Whether you are packing up for a camping trip, exploring mountain trails, or just styling a laid-back streetwear look around town, this top brings big personality, ultimate comfort, and a rugged vintage edge to your daily wardrobe.

🧵 Key Features

Premium Fabric: 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel

Garment-Dyed Finish: Vintage look with reduced shrinkage

Relaxed Fit: Perfect for all-day comfort

Durable Construction: Reinforced seams & ribbed collar

Printed in USA: High-quality DTG or DTF printing

Note: Slight variations in size (1–2 inches) and print/color may occur.

✅ Why You’ll Love It

Because standard vacation souvenirs can be a bit boring — this witty, public-safety-style graphic instantly makes you the coolest and smartest adventurer on the trail.