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Tongue Fu Master Funny Office T-Shirt

Tongue Fu Master Funny Office T-Shirt

$17.10
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Tongue Fu Master Funny Office T-Shirt

$17.10
$17.10 $22.50
SAVE 24% Sold out

F I T & S I Z E C H A R T

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Retail-style fit
  • Features a tear-away label
  • Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

  • Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Relaxed, loose fit
  • Includes a sewn-in label
  • True-to-size fit

HOODIES

  • Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Classic fit design
  • Tear-away label for added comfort
  • Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

  • Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
  • Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
  • Tumble dry low
  • Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
  • Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2–20 business days.

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RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.

For more information, please see our Returns & Exchanges page.

S H I P P I N G - F E E

$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD

$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD

$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping

🥋 The Art of Fighting Without Fighting (Your Coworkers). Are you a black belt in verbal gymnastics? Do you win every passive-aggressive email thread? The "Tongue Fu Master" T-Shirt is the official uniform for the office warrior who uses wit, sarcasm, and lightning-fast comebacks as their primary weapons. This hilarious martial arts parody design celebrates the true masters of workplace diplomacy—those who can deliver a "mic drop" moment while staying perfectly professional.

Crafted from premium heavyweight 100% cotton, this tee is built to withstand the rigors of the boardroom and the breakroom alike. It features a structured, high-end drape and a soft, "lived-in" feel that keeps you comfortable even when the meetings are running overtime.

Note on Authenticity: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. It is a satirical parody design and is not affiliated with any specific martial arts organization. All products feature high-quality custom graphics printed exclusively based on the customer’s selection of size and color at the time of order.

🧵 Key Features:

  • Witty Martial Arts Parody Graphic High-definition "Tongue Fu Master" typography with a retro Dojo-style aesthetic. The print is designed to stay vibrant and crack-resistant wash after wash.

  • Premium Heavyweight 100% Cotton A thick, high-density fabric that provides a superior drape and long-term durability for daily office wear.

  • Sarcastic Workplace Humor The perfect conversation starter (or ender) for office parties, remote Zoom calls, or casual Fridays.

  • Modern Unisex Fit A versatile, relaxed silhouette that fits all body types. Size up for a trendy, boxy streetwear look.

  • The Perfect Coworker Gift An ideal choice for Secret Santa, promotions, or a "just because" gift for the person who always has the perfect comeback.

✅ Why You’ll Love It:

Because sometimes the tongue is mightier than the sword—especially in a "per my last email" world.

✅ Grab Yours Now:

Ready to claim your black belt in wit? Pick your favorite color, select your size, and add the Tongue Fu Master Sarcastic Tee to your rotation today!

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