Name: Three Coffees No Lunch Comfort Colors Shirt – Funny Dark Humor Work Tee
Brand: Teezioo
Price: 26.1 USD
Availability: InStock

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Retail-style fit
Features a tear-away label
Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Relaxed, loose fit
Includes a sewn-in label
True-to-size fit

HOODIES

Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Classic fit design
Tear-away label for added comfort
Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
Tumble dry low
Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING
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RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.

For more information, please see our Returns & Exchanges page.

S H I P P I N G - F E E

$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD

$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD

$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping

☕💀 Powered by Caffeine. Fuelled by Chaos.

Who needs a balanced meal when you have back-to-back meetings and pure caffeine flowing through your veins? The Three Coffees No Lunch Comfort Colors Shirt captures the relatable, sarcastic reality of the modern workday with a funny dark humor graphic. Designed for busy professionals, corporate survivors, coffee addicts, and healthcare workers on long shifts, this tee tells it exactly like it is.

Printed on premium Comfort Colors garment-dyed blanks, this heavy-weight tee offers that signature faded, vintage look and a buttery-soft, broken-in feel right from the first wear. Its relaxed fit pairs effortlessly with casual office attire, everyday denim, or cozy sweatpants for those remote work days when the coffee pot is your only coworker.

🧵 Key Features

Premium Fabric: 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel

Garment-Dyed Finish: Vintage look with reduced shrinkage

Relaxed Fit: Perfect for all-day comfort

Durable Construction: Reinforced seams & ribbed collar

Printed in USA: High-quality DTG or DTF printing

Note: Slight variations in size (1–2 inches) and print/color may occur.

✅ Why You’ll Love It

Because surviving the workday requires coffee and humor — this sarcastic graphic tee turns real-life work chaos into a hilarious, soft-washed, aesthetic statement piece.