The Lion Does What The Lion Wants Unless Mommy Says No Graphic T-Shirt
The Lion Does What The Lion Wants Unless Mommy Says No Graphic T-Shirt
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The Lion Does What The Lion Wants Unless Mommy Says No Graphic T-Shirt
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
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Contact Teezioo
Operated by BeeGo LLC
1942 Broadway St, STE 314C
Boulder, CO 80302, United States
Email: support@teezioo.com
Phone: +1 (719) 284-0013
Support hours: Monday–Saturday, 9:00 AM–6:00 PM Eastern Time.
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail-style fit
- Features a tear-away label
- Fits true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Relaxed, loose fit
- Includes a sewn-in label
- True-to-size fit
HOODIES
- Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic fit design
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
- Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
- Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
- Tumble dry low
- Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
- Do not dry clean
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
Shipping
United States orders: processing takes 1–5 business days, followed by 1–15 business days in transit. Estimated total delivery time is 2–20 business days. Processing and delivery days are Monday–Saturday, excluding applicable holidays.
Standard shipping: $5.90 for order subtotals up to $40.00; $4.90 for $40.01–$78.99; free from $79.00. See our Shipping Policy for full details and Canada delivery information.
Returns and exchanges
We accept returns and exchanges for defective, damaged or incorrect items. We do not accept change-of-mind returns of non-defective items. Contact support@teezioo.com within 30 days of delivery before returning an item.
Read our Return policy and Refund policy.
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD
$40.01–$78.99: Shipping fee $4.90 USD
$79.00 and above: Free standard shipping
Charges are based on the order subtotal after discounts.
Declare who truly rules the household, spark instant laughs at family gatherings, and showcase your playful parenting humor with this sarcastic lion graphic tee. Purpose-built for funny dads, proud husbands, relatable parents, and anyone who appreciates honest family banter, this short-sleeve top turns household power dynamics into a clean, wearable joke.
Crafted from soft cotton-blend fabric, this short-sleeve top delivers a smooth hand feel, breathable ring-spun texture, and a comfortable relaxed drape engineered for casual weekend errands, backyard barbecues, school drop-offs, and family lounge days. Designed in a versatile unisex fit, the chest features high-definition printed artwork displaying a bold, distressed retro lion illustration accompanied by clean vintage typography reading "THE LION DOES WHAT THE LION WANTS... UNLESS MOMMY SAYS NO". Style it effortlessly paired with dark wash denim jeans or casual shorts, layer under an unbuttoned flannel or utility jacket, and complete your humorous family outfit with classic canvas sneakers or boots.
Why Parents & Family Humor Fans Choose This Tee:
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Playful Retro Lion Graphic: Features high-contrast printed artwork pairing a detailed distressed lion silhouette with crisp sarcastic typography.
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Soft Cotton Fabric Comfort: Crafted from ring-spun cotton fabric for all-day breathability, skin-friendly softness, and reliable shape retention.
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Versatile Everyday Unisex Fit: Cut with a classic drape across the shoulders and chest—easy to wear relaxed, tucked, or layered under casual outerwear.
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Resilient Print Quality: Direct-to-garment apparel printing preserves sharp letter edges, deep ink contrast, and rich distressed details through regular wash cycles.
Product Specifications:
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Garment Base: Unisex Short-Sleeve T-Shirt / Funny Sarcastic Family Graphic Crewneck Top
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Material: Ring-Spun Cotton Blend (Fiber content may vary for specific colorways)
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Fit: Unisex Standard / Casual Relaxed Fit
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Neckline: Classic Ribbed Crew Neck Collar
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Theme: The Lion Does What The Lion Wants Unless Mommy Says No T-Shirt, Funny Family Humor Graphic Tee, Sarcastic Dad Shirt, Husband & Father Gift
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Fulfillment: Custom-printed and shipped directly from the USA
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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the printed graphic artwork.
POD Product Note: This is a custom-printed POD graphic tee created for family humor culture and relatable parenting fashion. The images are for illustrative purposes only to show the printed details on the shirt. Therefore, by agreeing to purchase, you accept the printed image on the shirt.
