Soggy Beaver BBQ Shirt - You're Eating It Wrong Funny Graphic Tee
Soggy Beaver BBQ Shirt - You're Eating It Wrong Funny Graphic Tee
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Soggy Beaver BBQ Shirt - You're Eating It Wrong Funny Graphic Tee
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
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M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail-style fit
- Features a tear-away label
- Fits true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Relaxed, loose fit
- Includes a sewn-in label
- True-to-size fit
HOODIES
- Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic fit design
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
- Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
- Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
- Tumble dry low
- Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
- Do not dry clean
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
Shipping
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Returns and exchanges
We accept returns and exchanges for defective, damaged or incorrect items. We do not accept change-of-mind returns of non-defective items. Contact support@teezioo.com within 30 days of delivery before returning an item.
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S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD
$40.01–$78.99: Shipping fee $4.90 USD
$79.00 and above: Free standard shipping
Charges are based on the order subtotal after discounts.
Bring cheeky cookout banter, smoky backyard swagger, and unapologetic pitmaster humor to your casual wardrobe with the "Soggy Beaver BBQ" Funny Graphic T-Shirt. Blending vintage roadside smokehouse badge design with a bold double-entendre comedic twist, this soft unisex cotton tee is custom-crafted for grill masters, smoker aficionados, barbecue competition crews, funny food merchandise lovers, and graphic apparel collectors. Featuring a weather-distressed visual graphic emblem showcasing a cartoon beaver holding grilling tongs alongside the tongue-in-cheek slogan "Soggy Beaver BBQ – You're Eating It Wrong", this top delivers the ultimate combination of hilarious cookout energy, retro eatery branding, and soft, breathable cotton comfort.
Serve up sizzling laughs at your next grill session! The official uniform for backyard brisket smoking, summer barbecue cookouts, craft brewery hangouts, camping trips, and relaxed weekend fits.
Why You'll Love This Funny BBQ Pitmaster Tee:
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Hilarious Smokehouse Parody Visual Twist: Features a beautifully detailed retro barbecue restaurant logo illustration complete with vintage distress accents—acting as an instant conversation starter and crowd-pleaser around the grill.
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100% Premium Breathable Cotton: Crafted entirely from lightweight, ring-spun cotton that feels smooth against the skin, offering natural airflow and effortless comfort near hot smokers and open flames.
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Vivid & Durable Screen Print: Screen-printed using high-definition, crack-resistant inks that maintain sharp graphic borders, rich barbecue tones, and weathered typography wash after wash.
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The Perfect Gift for Backyard Chefs & Grillers: Serving as a funny, lighthearted tribute to barbecue culture, it makes an ideal gift for dads, husbands, grill masters, best friends, or summer birthdays.
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Versatile Casual Silhouette: Engineered with a durable crew neck collar, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, and a relaxed unisex drape that pairs effortlessly over cargo shorts, denim jeans, cooking aprons, or casual sneakers.
Product Specifications:
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Theme: Soggy Beaver BBQ, You're Eating It Wrong, Funny Barbecue Parody & Grill Master Series
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Material: 100% Premium Ring-Spun Cotton
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Fit: Unisex classic fit (True to size; size up for a trendy, boxy oversized look)
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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the printed BBQ graphic design.
Please Note (POD Disclaimer): This is a custom Print-on-Demand (POD) product featuring comedic parody typography and graphic artwork, printed fresh upon order. Product images are illustrative mockups to showcase graphic design placement. By placing an order, you agree that you are purchasing a custom-made item.
