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Rude Awakening Tee – Custom Year "I Didn't Turn Into An Asshole Overnight" Biker Graphic Shirt

Rude Awakening Tee – Custom Year "I Didn't Turn Into An Asshole Overnight" Biker Graphic Shirt

$22.50
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Rude Awakening Tee – Custom Year "I Didn't Turn Into An Asshole Overnight" Biker Graphic Shirt

$22.50
$22.50 $27.90
SAVE 19% Sold out

F I T & S I Z E C H A R T

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  2. Measure a similar garment that fits you well, laid flat. Measure the chest from armpit to armpit and the length from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.
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If a product does not show a size chart, or you are unsure between sizes, email support@teezioo.com with the product link, preferred size and your measurements before ordering. We can help confirm the appropriate product-specific measurements.

Please review our Return policy before ordering: returns are limited to defective, damaged or incorrect items.

Contact Teezioo

Operated by BeeGo LLC
1942 Broadway St, STE 314C
Boulder, CO 80302, United States

Email: support@teezioo.com
Phone: +1 (719) 284-0013
Support hours: Monday–Saturday, 9:00 AM–6:00 PM Eastern Time.

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Retail-style fit
  • Features a tear-away label
  • Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

  • Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Relaxed, loose fit
  • Includes a sewn-in label
  • True-to-size fit

HOODIES

  • Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Classic fit design
  • Tear-away label for added comfort
  • Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

  • Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
  • Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
  • Tumble dry low
  • Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
  • Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

Shipping

United States orders: processing takes 1–5 business days, followed by 1–15 business days in transit. Estimated total delivery time is 2–20 business days. Processing and delivery days are Monday–Saturday, excluding applicable holidays.

Standard shipping: $5.90 for order subtotals up to $40.00; $4.90 for $40.01–$78.99; free from $79.00. See our Shipping Policy for full details and Canada delivery information.

Returns and exchanges

We accept returns and exchanges for defective, damaged or incorrect items. We do not accept change-of-mind returns of non-defective items. Contact support@teezioo.com within 30 days of delivery before returning an item.

Read our Return policy and Refund policy.

S H I P P I N G - F E E

$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD
$40.01–$78.99: Shipping fee $4.90 USD
$79.00 and above: Free standard shipping
Charges are based on the order subtotal after discounts.

Own your rough edges, drop unapologetic sarcasm, and rep years of earned attitude with this bold skull custom year graphic tee. Purpose-built for motorcycle riders, trade pros, rock fans, and anyone who wears their unfiltered personality like a badge of honor, this short-sleeve top turns dark biker aesthetic into top-tier casual fashion.

Printed on a soft garment-dyed cotton tee, this short-sleeve top delivers a signature broken-in hand feel, soft ring-spun texture, and a relaxed vintage drape for motorcycle rides, garage hangs, rock concerts, and casual weekend errands. Designed in a versatile unisex fit, the chest features high-definition printed artwork showcasing an intricate vintage skull surrounded by pistons and wrenches, framed by bold distressed typography reading "I Didn't Turn Into An Asshole Overnight... It Took Decades Of Hard Work", customizable with your landmark year. Style it effortlessly with worn-in denim jeans or leather pants, layer beneath an open leather jacket or denim vest, and complete the outfit with heavy leather boots for a rugged, zero-nonsense look.

Why Biker Enthusiasts & Sarcastic Wearers Choose This Tee:

  • Bold Sarcastic Biker Graphic: Features high-contrast printed artwork combining detailed skull and mechanical elements, distressed vintage framing, and sharp humor.

  • Garment-Dyed Cotton Comfort: Crafted from garment-dyed ring-spun cotton for all-day breathability, skin-friendly softness, and a pre-washed vintage wash finish.

  • Versatile Everyday Unisex Fit: Cut with a classic drape across the shoulders and chest—easy to wear relaxed, tucked, or layered under outerwear.

  • Resilient Print Quality: Direct-to-garment apparel printing preserves deep bone shades, dark shading textures, and sharp letter outlines through regular wash cycles.

Product Specifications:

  • Garment Base: Unisex Garment-Dyed Short-Sleeve T-Shirt / Standard Crewneck Tee

  • Material: Cotton blend with soft stretch (Fiber content may vary for specific colorways)

  • Fit: Unisex Standard / Relaxed Fit

  • Neckline: Classic Ribbed Crew Neck Collar

  • Theme: Rude Awakening Tee, Custom Year Skull Shirt, I Didn't Turn Into An Asshole Overnight T-Shirt, Sarcastic Biker Graphic Top, Funny Birthday Gift

  • Fulfillment: Custom-printed and shipped directly from the USA

  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the printed graphic artwork.

POD Product Note: This is a custom-printed POD graphic tee created for biker lifestyle culture and sarcastic humor. The images are for illustrative purposes only to show the printed details on the shirt. Therefore, by agreeing to purchase, you accept the printed image on the shirt.

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