Liquid Courage Tech Parody Graphic T-Shirt – Witty Happy Hour Sarcasm Tee for Men & Women
Liquid Courage Tech Parody Graphic T-Shirt – Witty Happy Hour Sarcasm Tee for Men & Women
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Liquid Courage Tech Parody Graphic T-Shirt – Witty Happy Hour Sarcasm Tee for Men & Women
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
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- Measure a similar garment that fits you well, laid flat. Measure the chest from armpit to armpit and the length from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.
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If a product does not show a size chart, or you are unsure between sizes, email support@teezioo.com with the product link, preferred size and your measurements before ordering. We can help confirm the appropriate product-specific measurements.
Please review our Return policy before ordering: returns are limited to defective, damaged or incorrect items.
Contact Teezioo
Operated by BeeGo LLC
1942 Broadway St, STE 314C
Boulder, CO 80302, United States
Email: support@teezioo.com
Phone: +1 (719) 284-0013
Support hours: Monday–Saturday, 9:00 AM–6:00 PM Eastern Time.
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail-style fit
- Features a tear-away label
- Fits true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Relaxed, loose fit
- Includes a sewn-in label
- True-to-size fit
HOODIES
- Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic fit design
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
- Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
- Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
- Tumble dry low
- Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
- Do not dry clean
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
Shipping
United States orders: processing takes 1–5 business days, followed by 1–15 business days in transit. Estimated total delivery time is 2–20 business days. Processing and delivery days are Monday–Saturday, excluding applicable holidays.
Standard shipping: $5.90 for order subtotals up to $40.00; $4.90 for $40.01–$78.99; free from $79.00. See our Shipping Policy for full details and Canada delivery information.
Returns and exchanges
We accept returns and exchanges for defective, damaged or incorrect items. We do not accept change-of-mind returns of non-defective items. Contact support@teezioo.com within 30 days of delivery before returning an item.
Read our Return policy and Refund policy.
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD
$40.01–$78.99: Shipping fee $4.90 USD
$79.00 and above: Free standard shipping
Charges are based on the order subtotal after discounts.
🍻🤖 Zero Algorithms. Pure Liquid Courage.
Upgrade your weekend social skills with this Liquid Courage Tech Parody Graphic T-Shirt. Featuring a clever, sarcastic play on modern artificial intelligence and classic happy hour confidence, this witty party tee is built for pub crawls, backyard BBQs, and nights out where the drinks do all the heavy lifting.
Crafted from soft, breathable midweight cotton, it delivers all-day comfort whether you are grabbing beers with friends, hosting a game night, or recovering on the couch the next morning. Designed with a versatile classic fit, it pairs effortlessly with denim, shorts, or casual overshirts.
🧵 Key Features:
Midweight Fabric: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) / 8.8 oz./L yd (CA)
Soft Cotton Feel: Breathable and comfortable for daily wear
Material Blends: Heather (50/50), Antique (90/10), Ash Grey (99/1)
Classic Fit: Unisex cut
Durable Construction: Ribbed collar, taped neck & shoulders
Tear-Away Label: Smooth, irritation-free
High-Quality Print: Long-lasting DTG/DTF graphic
Made in the USA
Sizing Note: ±1–2 inch variation
Color Disclaimer: Slight differences due to screen settings
✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because real wisdom doesn't come from a computer — it comes from a cold pint after a long week.
✅ Grab Yours Now: Bring smart humor to the bar tab with the Liquid Courage Tech Parody Tee — where sharp pub satire meets effortless everyday comfort.
