Name: Hilarious Sarcastic Irritant Top – I'm Not An Asshole I'm A Hemorrhoid Graphic Apparel
Brand: Teezioo
Price: 17.1 USD
Availability: InStock

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Retail-style fit
Features a tear-away label
Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Relaxed, loose fit
Includes a sewn-in label
True-to-size fit

HOODIES

Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Classic fit design
Tear-away label for added comfort
Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
Tumble dry low
Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING
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RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.

For more information, please see our Returns & Exchanges page.

S H I P P I N G - F E E

$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD

$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD

$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping

🌶️😤 Unfiltered Sarcasm & Peak Adult Crude Humor!

Take cheeky attitude to a whole new level with this "I'm Not An Asshole I'm A Hemorrhoid" Graphic T-Shirt. Featuring bold, unmistakable punchline typography, this shirt is designed for anyone who isn't just a minor nuisance—they're a full-blown pain in the butt.

Whether you're looking to shock your friends, stir up laughs at casual weekend hangouts, give a hilarious gag gift to your favorite sarcastic personality, or just wear your unfiltered mood on your sleeve, this soft cotton tee delivers maximum comedic impact and reliable all-day comfort.

🧵 Key Features:

Midweight Fabric: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) / 8.8 oz./L yd (CA)

Soft Cotton Feel: Breathable and comfortable for daily wear

Material Blends: Heather (50/50), Antique (90/10), Ash Grey (99/1)

Classic Fit: Unisex cut

Durable Construction: Ribbed collar, taped neck & shoulders

Tear-Away Label: Smooth, irritation-free

High-Quality Print: Long-lasting DTG/DTF graphic

Made in the USA

Sizing Note: ±1–2 inch variation

Color Disclaimer: Slight differences due to screen settings

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