Funny Angry Rooster Top – I May Look Calm Pecked You 3 Times Graphic Apparel
Funny Angry Rooster Top – I May Look Calm Pecked You 3 Times Graphic Apparel
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Funny Angry Rooster Top – I May Look Calm Pecked You 3 Times Graphic Apparel
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T


M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail-style fit
- Features a tear-away label
- Fits true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Relaxed, loose fit
- Includes a sewn-in label
- True-to-size fit
HOODIES
- Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic fit design
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
- Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
- Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
- Tumble dry low
- Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
- Do not dry clean
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2–20 business days.
For full details, please review our Shipping Policy.
RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.
For more information, please see our Returns & Exchanges page.
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD
$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD
$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping
🐓💢 Zero Patience, Maximum Poultry Attitude!
Let everyone know your inner peace has strict limits with this "I May Look Calm Pecked You 3 Times" Funny Angry Rooster T-Shirt. Featuring hilarious farmyard satire and bold typography, this tee is custom-built for backyard chicken keepers, sarcastic animal lovers, and anyone who relates a little too much to an irritable bird.
Whether you're tending to the coop at sunrise, running weekend errands, or looking for an unforgettable gag gift for a friend with zero tolerance for nonsense, this soft cotton shirt delivers everyday comfort and laugh-out-loud style.
🧵 Key Features:
Midweight Fabric: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) / 8.8 oz./L yd (CA)
Soft Cotton Feel: Breathable and comfortable for daily wear
Material Blends: Heather (50/50), Antique (90/10), Ash Grey (99/1)
Classic Fit: Unisex cut
Durable Construction: Ribbed collar, taped neck & shoulders
Tear-Away Label: Smooth, irritation-free
High-Quality Print: Long-lasting DTG/DTF graphic
Made in the USA
Sizing Note: ±1–2 inch variation
Color Disclaimer: Slight differences due to screen settings
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because looking calm is just the warning phase before the feathers fly!
✅ Grab Yours Now:
Rule the coop—order your Angry Rooster Graphic Tee today!
