Holiday Jumper Cables Shirt - Funny Sarcastic Christmas Parody Graphic Tee
Holiday Jumper Cables Shirt - Funny Sarcastic Christmas Parody Graphic Tee
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Holiday Jumper Cables Shirt - Funny Sarcastic Christmas Parody Graphic Tee
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
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M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail-style fit
- Features a tear-away label
- Fits true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Relaxed, loose fit
- Includes a sewn-in label
- True-to-size fit
HOODIES
- Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic fit design
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
- Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
- Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
- Tumble dry low
- Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
- Do not dry clean
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
Shipping
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Standard shipping: $5.90 for order subtotals up to $40.00; $4.90 for $40.01–$78.99; free from $79.00. See our Shipping Policy for full details and Canada delivery information.
Returns and exchanges
We accept returns and exchanges for defective, damaged or incorrect items. We do not accept change-of-mind returns of non-defective items. Contact support@teezioo.com within 30 days of delivery before returning an item.
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S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD
$40.01–$78.99: Shipping fee $4.90 USD
$79.00 and above: Free standard shipping
Charges are based on the order subtotal after discounts.
Bring savage holiday sarcasm, bold seasonal banter, and mischievous green character energy to your winter festivities with the Holiday Jumper Cables Funny Sarcastic Graphic T-Shirt. Blending retro 1970s distressed Christmas illustration with an unapologetic adult-humor parody twist, this soft unisex cotton tee is custom-crafted for sarcastic jokesters, office party troublemakers, white elephant gift shoppers, holiday bar crawlers, and witty graphic apparel collectors. Featuring a cheeky visual graphic artwork of a smug green holiday character holding out a pair of red-and-black automotive jumper cables alongside bold distressed typography reading "Got You Some Jumper Cables Since You Like To Start Drama", this top delivers the ultimate combination of deadpan holiday roasts, festive attitude, and soft, breathable cotton comfort.
Deliver the ultimate holiday roast in effortless comfort! The official uniform for white elephant gift exchanges, ugly sweater parties, rowdy family dinners, festive pub crawls, and relaxed winter daily fits.
Why You'll Love This Funny Holiday Jumper Cables Tee:
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Savage Holiday Parody Visual Twist: Features a humorous vintage illustration pairing a mischievous holiday smirk with bold red-and-black jumper cables and retro lettering—acting as an instant icebreaker and guaranteed laugh at any seasonal gathering.
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100% Premium Breathable Cotton: Crafted entirely from lightweight, ring-spun cotton that feels smooth against the skin, offering natural airflow and easy comfort through heated holiday debates and crowded party rooms.
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Vivid & Durable Screen Print: Screen-printed using high-definition, crack-resistant inks that preserve vibrant holiday greens, bold jumper-cable reds, deep blacks, and authentic distressed textures wash after wash.
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The Perfect Gift for Stirrers & Sarcastic Friends: Serving as a hilarious, spirited gag gift for that one friend or relative who always keeps things lively, it makes an ideal white elephant prize, secret Santa present, or stocking stuffer for siblings, coworkers, and best buddies.
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Versatile Everyday Silhouette: Engineered with a durable crew neck collar, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, and a relaxed unisex drape that pairs effortlessly over dark denim jeans, plaid pajama pants, flannel overshirts, or casual sneakers.
Product Specifications:
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Theme: Holiday Jumper Cables Gag, Sarcastic Green Character Parody, Funny Adult Christmas Humor Series
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Material: 100% Premium Ring-Spun Cotton
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Fit: Unisex classic fit (True to size; size up for a trendy, boxy oversized look)
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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the printed holiday graphic design.
Please Note (POD Disclaimer): This is an independent custom Print-on-Demand (POD) fan-tribute product featuring original satirical holiday parody artwork, printed fresh upon order. It is not officially licensed or affiliated with any commercial entertainment franchise, author estate, or trademarked entity. Product images are illustrative mockups to showcase graphic design placement. By placing an order, you agree that you are purchasing a custom-made item.
