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"Heemeyer Demolition Inc" T-Shirt - Vintage Heavy Equipment Mechanic Tee

"Heemeyer Demolition Inc" T-Shirt - Vintage Heavy Equipment Mechanic Tee

$22.50
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"Heemeyer Demolition Inc" T-Shirt - Vintage Heavy Equipment Mechanic Tee

$22.50
$22.50 $27.90
SAVE 19% Sold out

F I T & S I Z E C H A R T

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Retail-style fit
  • Features a tear-away label
  • Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

  • Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Relaxed, loose fit
  • Includes a sewn-in label
  • True-to-size fit

HOODIES

  • Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Classic fit design
  • Tear-away label for added comfort
  • Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

  • Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
  • Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
  • Tumble dry low
  • Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
  • Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING
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RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD

$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD

$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping

Lean into the absolute pinnacle of alternative history memes and industrial rebellion with the "Heemeyer Demolition Inc" T-Shirt. Blending a rugged, weathered local tradesman aesthetic with a sharp, historic dark humor twist, this premium unisex graphic shirt is custom-crafted for military history buffs, heavy equipment mechanics, and anti-bureaucracy folklore collectors. Featuring a highly unique, high-contrast parody graphic designed to look like a vintage corporate logo for the ultimate custom armored machine, this 100% cotton tee delivers a bold piece of underground streetwear designed to start intense conversations.

“Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.”

Why You'll Love This Legendary Killdozer Memorial Tee:

  • Unapologetic Historical Irony Twist: Features a clever, retro blue-collar typographic graphic design that presents a legendary Colorado folk event with a sharp, sarcastic corporate service-shop angle—making it an instant icebreaker among internet lore aficionados.

  • 100% Premium Cotton Comfort: Crafted entirely from ultra-soft, breathable 100% premium cotton fabric that keeps you cool, relaxed, and holds its structured shape through daily garage shifts or city walks.

  • Versatile Heavy-Duty Fit: Styled with a modern unisex retail cut, it functions perfectly as a casual everyday crewneck, a rugged workwear layer for mechanics, or a relaxed oversized statement piece for your urban rotation.

  • High-Quality Battle-Tested Print: The crisp, distressed slogan design is applied using premium, high-quality inks that bond with the fabric to resist cracking and fading through endless wear and heavy wash cycles.

Product Specifications:

  • Theme: Marvin Heemeyer Alternative History Memorial & Mechanic Parody

  • Material: 100% Premium Cotton (Soft-feel, heavy-duty fabric)

  • Fit: Unisex retail fit (True to size, size up for a trendy oversized streetwear look)

  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the printed demolition graphic design.

Please Note (POD Disclaimer): This is a custom Print-on-Demand (POD) product, printed fresh upon order. Product images are illustrative mockups to showcase the graphic design. By placing an order, you agree that you are purchasing a custom-made item.

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