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Funny Possum Bigfoot Selfie Shirt - Retro Cryptid Wildlife Graphic Tee

Funny Possum Bigfoot Selfie Shirt - Retro Cryptid Wildlife Graphic Tee

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Funny Possum Bigfoot Selfie Shirt - Retro Cryptid Wildlife Graphic Tee

$17.10
$17.10 $22.50
SAVE 24% Sold out

F I T & S I Z E C H A R T

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M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Retail-style fit
  • Features a tear-away label
  • Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

  • Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Relaxed, loose fit
  • Includes a sewn-in label
  • True-to-size fit

HOODIES

  • Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Classic fit design
  • Tear-away label for added comfort
  • Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

  • Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
  • Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
  • Tumble dry low
  • Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
  • Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

Shipping

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Returns and exchanges

We accept returns and exchanges for defective, damaged or incorrect items. We do not accept change-of-mind returns of non-defective items. Contact support@teezioo.com within 30 days of delivery before returning an item.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD
$40.01–$78.99: Shipping fee $4.90 USD
$79.00 and above: Free standard shipping
Charges are based on the order subtotal after discounts.

Bring absurd woodland humor, cryptid folklore charm, and chaotic wildlife energy to your everyday wardrobe with the Funny Possum Bigfoot Selfie Graphic T-Shirt. Blending 1970s Pacific Northwest outdoor illustration aesthetics with a hilarious nature-meme twist, this soft unisex cotton tee is custom-crafted for opossum lovers, Sasquatch believers, campers, hikers, nature nerds, and quirky graphic apparel collectors. Featuring a hand-drawn visual graphic artwork of a wide-eyed opossum holding up a smartphone to snap a goofy forest selfie right beside a smiling Bigfoot amidst towering pine trees and retro sunset stripes, this top delivers the ultimate combination of laugh-out-loud woodland banter, cryptozoology vibes, and soft, breathable cotton comfort.

Capture legendary woodland vibes in effortless comfort! The official uniform for weekend camping trips, national park road trips, late-night bonfire hangs, casual coffee runs, and relaxed daily streetwear fits.

Why You'll Love This Funny Possum Bigfoot Selfie Tee:

  • Hilarious Woodland Crossover Visual Twist: Features a richly detailed retro illustration uniting two internet-favorite icons—a chaotic trash-cat opossum and the elusive Sasquatch—taking a forest selfie together, acting as an instant icebreaker and smile-maker.

  • 100% Premium Breathable Cotton: Crafted entirely from lightweight, ring-spun cotton that feels smooth against the skin, offering natural airflow and easy comfort on sunny trail hikes and laid-back weekend errands.

  • Vivid & Durable Screen Print: Screen-printed using high-definition, crack-resistant inks that preserve earthy forest pine greens, warm sunset oranges, crisp opossum fur details, and vintage distressed textures wash after wash.

  • The Perfect Gift for Nature & Meme Lovers: Serving as an imaginative, side-splitting homage to backyard wildlife and mountain legends, it makes an ideal birthday surprise, white elephant gift, or holiday present for campers, hikers, best friends, siblings, and biology nerds.

  • Versatile Everyday Silhouette: Engineered with a durable crew neck collar, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, and a relaxed unisex drape that pairs effortlessly over hiking shorts, distressed denim jeans, flannel overshirts, or trail sneakers.

Product Specifications:

  • Theme: Funny Possum Bigfoot Selfie, Opossum Cryptid Humor, Sasquatch & Retro Woodland Wildlife Series

  • Material: 100% Premium Ring-Spun Cotton

  • Fit: Unisex classic fit (True to size; size up for a trendy, boxy oversized look)

  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the printed graphic artwork.

Please Note (POD Disclaimer): This is a custom Print-on-Demand (POD) product featuring original whimsical wildlife parody artwork, printed fresh upon order. Product images are illustrative mockups to showcase graphic design placement. By placing an order, you agree that you are purchasing a custom-made item.

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