Funny Give Everyone The Bird Retro Thanksgiving Graphic Sweatshirt
Funny Give Everyone The Bird Retro Thanksgiving Graphic Sweatshirt
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Funny Give Everyone The Bird Retro Thanksgiving Graphic Sweatshirt
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
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M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail-style fit
- Features a tear-away label
- Fits true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Relaxed, loose fit
- Includes a sewn-in label
- True-to-size fit
HOODIES
- Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic fit design
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
- Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
- Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
- Tumble dry low
- Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
- Do not dry clean
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
Shipping
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Standard shipping: $5.90 for order subtotals up to $40.00; $4.90 for $40.01–$78.99; free from $79.00. See our Shipping Policy for full details and Canada delivery information.
Returns and exchanges
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S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD
$40.01–$78.99: Shipping fee $4.90 USD
$79.00 and above: Free standard shipping
Charges are based on the order subtotal after discounts.
Serve up unapologetic holiday attitude, bring instant laughs to the dinner table, and celebrate turkey day in cozy style with this funny "Give Everyone The Bird" retro graphic sweatshirt. Purpose-built for sarcastic holiday hosts, playful relatives, Friendsgiving feast attendees, and autumn humor fans, this long-sleeve pullover turns classic holiday banter into an effortless festive statement.
Crafted from a soft fleece-lined cotton blend fabric, this relaxed crewneck pullover delivers warmth, skin-friendly breathability, and a comfortable unisex drape engineered for second-helping feasts, football marathons, post-dinner naps, and cool autumn outings. Designed in a versatile unisex fit, the chest features high-definition printed artwork showcasing a distressed vintage cartoon turkey accompanied by bold retro typography reading "Give Everyone The Bird". Style it effortlessly over casual blue denim jeans or cozy lounge pants, layer under a denim jacket or corduroy coat, and complete your humorous holiday outfit with clean casual sneakers.
Why Holiday Partygoers & Sarcastic Hosts Choose This Sweatshirt:
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Funny Retro Holiday Graphic: Features high-contrast printed artwork pairing a classic vintage turkey illustration with bold sarcastic typography.
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Cozy Cotton Blend Fleece: Crafted from a soft ring-spun cotton blend for skin-friendly warmth, breathable all-day comfort, and reliable shape retention.
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Versatile Everyday Unisex Fit: Cut with a classic drape across the shoulders and chest—easy to wear relaxed or layered for cool fall weather.
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Resilient Print Quality: Direct-to-garment apparel printing preserves warm retro autumn tones, sharp lettering edges, and distressed details through regular wash cycles.
Product Specifications:
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Garment Base: Unisex Long-Sleeve Sweatshirt / Funny Thanksgiving Graphic Crewneck Pullover
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Material: Cotton blend fleece (Fiber content may vary for specific colorways)
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Fit: Unisex Standard / Casual Holiday Fit
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Neckline: Classic Ribbed Crew Neck Collar
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Theme: Funny Give Everyone The Bird Sweatshirt, Retro Thanksgiving Graphic Crewneck, Vintage Turkey Pullover, Sarcastic Holiday Shirt, Friendsgiving Gift
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Fulfillment: Custom-made and shipped directly from the USA
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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the printed graphic artwork.
POD Product Note: This is a custom-made POD graphic sweatshirt created for Thanksgiving holiday culture and sarcastic holiday fashion. The images are for illustrative purposes only to show the design details on the garment. Therefore, by agreeing to purchase, you accept the printed image on the sweatshirt.
