Funny "Flock Off" Chicken T-Shirt
Funny "Flock Off" Chicken T-Shirt
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Funny "Flock Off" Chicken T-Shirt
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail-style fit
- Features a tear-away label
- Fits true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Relaxed, loose fit
- Includes a sewn-in label
- True-to-size fit
HOODIES
- Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic fit design
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
- Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
- Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
- Tumble dry low
- Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
- Do not dry clean
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2–20 business days.
For full details, please review our Shipping Policy.
RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.
For more information, please see our Returns & Exchanges page.
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD
$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD
$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping
🐓 Warning: Highly Opinionated Poultry Inside. Sometimes you just need to tell the world to back up, and who better to deliver that message than a sassy hen? The "Flock Off" Chicken Tee is the ultimate uniform for the "Crazy Chicken Lady" who knows that her flock is family, but her patience is thin. Featuring a bold, sarcastic pun and a vintage-style chicken graphic, this shirt perfectly captures the grit and wit of farm life.
Printed on the premium Comfort Colors® 1717 garment-dyed tee, it offers a rugged, lived-in look with a buttery-soft feel that handles the coop and the coffee shop with equal ease. It’s the high-end choice for the modern homesteader who values a good laugh as much as fresh eggs.
Note on Authenticity: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. Each shirt is custom-printed with high-definition, eco-friendly inks exclusively based on your selection of size and color at the time of order, ensuring a vibrant, "farm-fresh" finish that stands out in the barnyard.
🧵 Key Features:
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Sarcastic "Flock Off" Graphic: Features a high-definition, hand-drawn hen illustration with bold, retro-chic typography. Printed with soft-touch, crack-resistant inks that age beautifully with the garment.
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Authentic Comfort Colors® 1717 Base: 100% ring-spun US cotton. The specialized garment-dye process ensures a unique, muted color palette and a texture that gets softer with every single wash.
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Premium Heavyweight Quality: A thick, high-density fabric (6.1 oz) that provides a structured, non-see-through drape—perfect for bending, lifting, and chasing escapee chickens.
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The Perfect Gift for Farm Moms: An ideal gift for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or the friend who just added "just five more" chicks to their coop. It’s the ultimate badge of honor for the backyard poultry enthusiast.
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Relaxed Unisex Fit: Features a comfortable, loose silhouette with side-seams. Stay true-to-size for a classic casual look or size up for a trendy, oversized "Farmcore" aesthetic.
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because your chickens aren't the only ones with an attitude. It’s funny, it’s durable, and it’s arguably the most comfortable way to manage your coop in style.
✅ Grab Yours Now:
Ready to tell 'em how you really feel? Pick your favorite garment-dyed shade (we recommend Bay, Mustard, or Terracotta), select your size, and add the "Flock Off" Chicken Tee to your cart today!
