• Front view of the festive friction tee displaying 'I Suffer From C.H.S Can't Hear Shit' funny sarcastic graphic typography across the chest of a soft crewneck shirt. - dogmomhat
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"I Suffer From C.H.S (Can't Hear Shit)" Funny Sarcastic Graphic T-Shirt

"I Suffer From C.H.S (Can't Hear Shit)" Funny Sarcastic Graphic T-Shirt

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"I Suffer From C.H.S (Can't Hear Shit)" Funny Sarcastic Graphic T-Shirt

$17.10
$17.10 $22.50
SAVE 24% Sold out

F I T & S I Z E C H A R T

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Operated by BeeGo LLC
1942 Broadway St, STE 314C
Boulder, CO 80302, United States

Email: support@teezioo.com
Phone: +1 (719) 284-0013
Support hours: Monday–Saturday, 9:00 AM–6:00 PM Eastern Time.

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT

  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Retail-style fit
  • Features a tear-away label
  • Fits true to size

SWEATSHIRT

  • Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Relaxed, loose fit
  • Includes a sewn-in label
  • True-to-size fit

HOODIES

  • Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Classic fit design
  • Tear-away label for added comfort
  • Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

  • Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
  • Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
  • Tumble dry low
  • Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
  • Do not dry clean

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

Shipping

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Returns and exchanges

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD
$40.01–$78.99: Shipping fee $4.90 USD
$79.00 and above: Free standard shipping
Charges are based on the order subtotal after discounts.

Deliver instant laughs, make a hilarious excuse for selective hearing, and own your hard-of-hearing humor with this "I Suffer From C.H.S" sarcastic graphic tee. Purpose-built for funny dads, grandpas, sarcastic friends, party jokers, and anyone who prefers to tune out unnecessary noise, this short-sleeve top turns a medical-style acronym into an iconic, lighthearted fashion statement.

Printed on a soft cotton crewneck tee, this short-sleeve top delivers a smooth hand feel, breathable ring-spun texture, and a relaxed drape for weekend barbecues, casual pub nights, family reunions, and everyday errands. Designed in a versatile unisex fit, the chest features high-definition printed artwork showcasing bold distressed typography reading "I Suffer From C.H.S - Can't Hear Shit", paired with a witty medical cross icon. Style it effortlessly with classic denim jeans or cargo shorts, layer under an unbuttoned flannel shirt or denim jacket, and complete the relaxed look with your favorite sneakers or work boots.

Why Jokers & Sarcastic Style Lovers Choose This Tee:

  • Hilarious Medical Acronym Graphic: Features high-contrast printed artwork combining clean typography with witty adult sarcasm.

  • Soft Cotton Fabric Comfort: Crafted from premium ring-spun cotton blend fabric for all-day breathability, skin-friendly softness, and reliable daily shape retention.

  • Versatile Everyday Unisex Fit: Cut with a classic drape across the shoulders and chest—easy to wear relaxed, tucked, or layered.

  • Resilient Print Quality: Direct-to-garment apparel printing preserves crisp white and red icon contrast through regular wash cycles.

Product Specifications:

  • Garment Base: Unisex Short-Sleeve T-Shirt / Funny Sarcastic Graphic Crewneck Tee

  • Material: Cotton blend with soft stretch (Fiber content may vary for specific colorways)

  • Fit: Unisex Standard / Casual Fit

  • Neckline: Classic Ribbed Crew Neck Collar

  • Theme: Festive Friction Tee, Suffer From CHS Shirt, Cant Hear Shit T-Shirt, Funny Sarcastic Medical Acronym Tee, Novelty Gift for Him & Her

  • Fulfillment: Custom-printed and shipped directly from the USA

  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the printed graphic artwork.

POD Product Note: This is a custom-printed POD graphic tee created for humor lifestyle culture and sarcastic adult fashion. The images are for illustrative purposes only to show the printed details on the shirt. Therefore, by agreeing to purchase, you accept the printed image on the shirt.

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