"All Animals Are Pettable" Shirt - Funny Sarcastic Wildlife Tee
"All Animals Are Pettable" Shirt - Funny Sarcastic Wildlife Tee
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"All Animals Are Pettable" Shirt - Funny Sarcastic Wildlife Tee
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber blend may differ depending on color)
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail-style fit
- Features a tear-away label
- Fits true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- Crafted from 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Relaxed, loose fit
- Includes a sewn-in label
- True-to-size fit
HOODIES
- Made with 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy material: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic fit design
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
- Wash in warm water, max 40°C or 105°F
- Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary
- Tumble dry low
- Use medium heat for ironing, steaming, or dry ironing
- Do not dry clean
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
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RETURNS
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, we are happy to accept unused items returned in their original condition.
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S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
$0.00–$40.00: Shipping fee $5.90 USD
$40.01–$79.00: Shipping fee $4.90 USD
$79.01–$1,000.00: Free shipping
Embrace your wild side with a hilarious touch of dark humor in the Comfort Colors® "All Animals Are Pettable, Some Only Once" T-Shirt. Blending a vintage outdoor adventure layout with a sarcastic wildlife lifestyle twist, this premium unisex garment-dyed tee is custom-crafted for animal lovers, outdoor enthusiasts, national park hikers, sarcastic humor fans, and casual streetwear trendsetters. Featuring retro animal graphics (like bears and dangerous wildlife) paired with the witty quote "All Animals Are Pettable, Some Only Once", this top delivers the ultimate combination of nature-inspired comedy and plush, garment-dyed cotton comfort.
Touch around and find out! Rep the official uniform for hiking trips, camping weekends, zoo visits, coffee runs, and unbothered everyday street fashion.
Why You'll Love This Sarcastic Wildlife Tee:
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Hilarious Nature Humor Twist: Features a unique visual composition pairing vintage wildlife illustrations with dark sarcastic typography—serving as an instant icebreaker, smile-creator, and warning to overly eager animal lovers.
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Authentic Comfort Colors® Quality: Crafted on legendary heavyweight garment-dyed ring-spun cotton fabric, offering a beautifully faded, lived-in vintage texture and an ultra-soft feel that keeps you cozy on any trail or urban trek.
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The Perfect Gift for Outdoor Enthusiasts & Sarcasm Lovers: Serving as an amusing nod to the irresistible urge to pet dangerous animals, it makes a memorable gift for hikers, campers, zoologists, park rangers, or funny friends.
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Relaxed Everyday Silhouette: Designed with a classic unisex retail fit, double-needle armhole and bottom hems, and a durable crewneck, pairing effortlessly with denim jeans, cargo shorts, flannel shirts, or hiking gear.
Product Specifications:
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Theme: "All Animals Are Pettable, Some Only Once", Funny Wildlife & Sarcastic Nature Series
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Material: 100% Ring-Spun Heavyweight Cotton (Comfort Colors® Garment-Dyed fabric)
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Fit: Unisex relaxed fit (True to size, size up for a trendy, boxy oversized look)
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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the printed wildlife graphic design.
Please Note (POD Disclaimer): This is a custom Print-on-Demand (POD) product utilizing premium Comfort Colors® blanks, printed fresh upon order. Product images are illustrative mockups to showcase the graphic design. By placing an order, you agree that you are purchasing a custom-made item.
